Hello and Welcome Back, I’m so glad you came! My last blog dedicated to Earth Day was my lowest rating blog since I’ve started blogging, and as a result I now have a better understanding about my readers. I have come to realize that you guys don’t give a shit about the Earth, all you guys want is your Hollywood Dirt, I mean Dish, and you know what that’s okay! I’m totally cool with that, after all this is an entertainment blog. So I now ask my readers to forgive me for mistaking them for tree huggers, although trees can be quite huggable, don’t you think? Well now on to my rant of the day!
So I ask of you….have any of you watched the reality show on E! Entertainment called, ‘Pretty Wild?’ If you have I want to hear from you. Now I must say I absolutely love E! Entertainment and it is absolutely my dream to host and/or report entertainment news for that channel someday and several of their shows are guilty pleasures of mine too…for instance I love ‘Kendra’ and I was also a huge fan of ‘The Girls Next Door’ (Hugh’s old girls, not his new ones), and yes I really do record ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ on my DVR. However, can someone, anyone please explain to me how the hell the sisters of ‘Pretty Wild’ got their own reality TV show on E!?
I really did try and sit down and watch ‘Pretty Wild’ to see why it is that E! felt compelled to give these girls a show and after careful review, my answer is “I don’t know?” I can’t find anything redeemable or likeable about these girls. For example, I like Kendra because of her goofy, yet endearing personality. I like the fact that she was a messed up kid on drugs who saved herself, and I can relate to her even more now because she’s a wife and a new mommy.
I liked ‘The Girls Next Door’ because first of all I found it fascinating to see life in the Playboy Mansion from Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends’ point of view, rather than his, and I found it even more fascinating that these girls were actually funny and engaging, and even somewhat smart (well 2 out of 3 of them are-I won’t comment on who specifically).
I like the Kardashians because I love their family dynamic and I really do see a sincere closeness and bond between them all. I also think Khloe Kardashian is hilarious in an endearing self-deprecating way and her irreverence sometimes just cracks me up!
But now back to the show ‘Pretty Wild’ and back to the 3 sisters who are the stars of this show, Tess Taylor (19 yrs old), Alexis Neiers (18yrs old), and the youngest Gabrielle Neiers (16 yrs old). So quick question, does anyone remember the Celebrity ‘Bling Ring’ that took place here in Los Angeles this past year? Yes this is related to the show ‘Pretty Wild’ if you’re wondering why I am asking this. Anyhow, the ‘Bling Ring’ was a group of teenage kids who robbed several celebrities’ houses, literally ransacking the houses of celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, Rachel Bilson, Orlando Bloom, and Brian Austin Green (no not David from 90210!) and Megan Fox, just to name a few.
Now Alexis Neires of ‘Pretty Wild’ was arrested for allegedly being a member of this’Bling Ring’ and she is now facing very serious charges of theft and criminal prosecution. Police searched Neiers’ home with a search warrant and found a Marc Jacobs handbag allegedly belonging to Rachel Bilson and a Chanel necklace allegedly belonging to Lindsay Lohan. Neiers told Vanity Fair, “I have receipts for everything.” Yeah, well you better bring those babies to court then. So now what appears to be a result of this bad behavior, one of the consequences I presume, is that Alexis Neires got her own reality TV show on E! with her sisters included, of course. So I ask again…..WHY!!!!!!!!!??????????????
I may run the risk of losing my dream job at E! someday because of this blog post, but I don’t understand why these girls have their own show? The show is called ‘Pretty Wild’ and they’re not even that pretty. In my opinion the Kardashian sisters blow these little girls away in the looks department…And quite frankly there is nothing wild about them either. Some people may say that being involved in a burglar heist is wild, but no I wouldn’t call it that, I would call that more like stupid. Now if E! followed the ‘Bling Ring’ on camera while they were actually burglarizing these celebrities homes, now that I would call wild! And that show I might even watch, if I may add. No I think that the show ‘Pretty Wild’ probably should have been called something else instead like, ‘Pretty Stupid.’ Yeah, that’s a more appropriate title, don’t you think?
Also, does anyone else see them trying to be like the Kardashians? Like one of the sisters screamed on camera “BITCHES” when she was trying to be sassy or whatever. Now if you are a ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ fan then you already know that the phrase ‘BITCHES’ is a trademark Khloe expression! C’mon ‘Pretty Stupid’ sisters get your own personality.
Also, if I have to see or hear the ‘Pretty Stupid’ sisters cry or whine one more time I may have to scoop my eyes out with an ice cream scooper, or pull a Van Gogh, but do away with both of my ears instead of just one! Seriously, it’s that annoying.
Also, does anyone else wonder about their prayers that they do? They end each prayer with the saying, “And so it is!” This is their version of “Amen,” I guess. To be honest this really is the only somewhat interesting thing I find about these people, so of course I had to investigate.
Turns out that their belief system is a secret, sorta. It’s based on a feature film called, “The Secret.” The movie teaches the audience to believe in positive thinking and that with positive thinking you can will the universe to give you what you want such as wealth, fame, health, or whatever it is your little heart desires. Some people may think that this is a ‘Pretty Selfish’ belief system, but maybe it’s working for them because these nobodies now have their own reality TV show on E!
It also turns out that the ‘Pretty Stupid’ sisters’ mom is a minister or something along those lines for “The Secret,” does anyone else here think that there could be a possible cult on our hands, or maybe even another Scientology of some sort?Hmmm…..just makes me wonder? Anyhow, I read somewhere that the mantra for “The Secret” is yep you guessed it, ‘And so it is!’ So there you have it the ‘Pretty Stupid’ sisters’ beliefs in a nutshell.
Now I always welcome everyones comments and opinions on my blog, even if you don’t agree with me. A good discussion is always welcome. So if you like the reality TV show ‘Pretty Wild’ then please tell me why, I’d really like to know. Maybe there is something that I’m just missing or not appreciating. Or maybe you dislike this show as much as I do. Either way, speak up and let everyone know. So that’s all folks…….AND SO IT IS!